Sometimes I Wonder…
myjaxon March 15th, 2009
Holy Catfish! I just returned from my daily swim on the beautiful Fijian beach and realised I have not updated this since they let me out!… You would not believe the amount of people that are totally stalking me. Seriously!.
I am lost in a sea of pseudo-olde-english with discovering time doesn’t stand still, selling my soul to Google, just generally being a slave to society in general, my day seems to involve the authorities from the moment my children manage to unlock my bedroom door and use me as a jumping castle to I am begging my kid to go to sleep or so help me God that kid will be decorating my wall, ‘Duct tape still life’. I am avoiding recapture. I need a holiday.
I swear on the bones of my ancestors I will update you with my nefarious activities as soon as I get a chance. Seriously! What do you mean you don’t believe me?
Oh yeah, this is awesome!
